During my usual morning commute this morning, a large white van pulled out in front of me. I had to slam on my brakes.
Once I caught his eye in his rear view mirror, I gave him The Look. Since he was driving a company van, I made exaggerated gestures, showing him that I was calling the phone number of his office that was posted on the side of his van. (I wasn’t really dialing.)
He got really upset and attempted to speed up to me so, I assume, he could catch my eye and give me The Look or The Bird. Apparently he was paying too much attention to me because he slammed into the truck in front of him.
He and I made eye contact one last time as I slowly drove away, smiling and waving at him.
Sometimes, it’s fun to be evil.
